Okay, so we should be more
productive instead of being glued to Crunchy roll/Dramafever/Netflix/Hulu (or
if we’re really lucky, our special edition Blu-Ray of Sword Art Online). But outside of the obvious suggestions of
working, doing homework, or interacting with human beings, here are some things
that have occurred to us while marathoning our favorite show.
1. There is something I was cooking that I left unattended on the stove/habachi grill/oven. It's probably still good, right?
2. The health
ramifications of waiting until the episode ends to go the bathroom can’t be
that bad.
Stuck for 12 hours in a van...the poor rookies of You Are All Surrounded!
3. I wonder if
my hair will do that. I mean, maybe if I
color it, and add extensions, and you know... buy a wig.
Okay, this isn't actually an anime, but still!
4.Why do
people do people always make devious and under-handed plans over sushi and
tempura?
Okay, Look, I just spent like... 1/2 the day trying to find the photo I want. Just imagine a scene of two middle-aged, sinister men plotting the downfall of your beloved main characters in a private traditional Japanese Dining Room. Got it? See what I mean. Okay, my work is done here.
Okay, Look, I just spent like... 1/2 the day trying to find the photo I want. Just imagine a scene of two middle-aged, sinister men plotting the downfall of your beloved main characters in a private traditional Japanese Dining Room. Got it? See what I mean. Okay, my work is done here.
6. Wait,
wait! I bet they fall off a cliff!
7. I'm so
tired, I hope there aren't very many episodes left ... this is the last episode?
Aww, I wish there were more!
8. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
(Squee of
Joy/Excitement)
9. If I shift to this position, perhaps my
leg/neck/shoulder/toes will stop cramping and I won’t have to stop watching and
get off the couch to prevent permanent damage.
10. This episode would be awesome with (insert yummy snack here). That requires effort. If only I could just summon it. Use the force!!!! … I need Yoda…

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