Happy Stupid People Monday!
It's a day late, but I'll put this out there anyway. To be honest, this has nothing to do with Kdrama, anime, Asian food or anything of that kind but I'm willing to bet there are stupid people no matter where you go. This Monday, everybody seemed to be out and about celebrating Stupid People Monday on the roads.
BRITISH GARBAGE TRUCK
I'm sorry, British Garbage Truck, but you can't drive on the left side of the road here. You see, you are driving directly into oncoming traffic and you are a very large truck.
SHAUNA SHAUNA and the CARDBOARD BOX
When you are going to get a license plate that says Shauna Shauna, you are going to have to expect people to write doowop songs as they drive behind you. Also, if you really, really want to take a very large, very empty, very wet cardboard box with you, at least tie it to the top of your car with more than one piece of string.
MY TATTOO IS MY SHIRT
If you want to go around shirtless, at least be like this guy and get a tattoo that covers your chest, back and both arms. I guess he really doesn't count as part of stupid people Monday - although that is a lot of tattoo for one man.
TURN LANE AS SEMI PARKING
Sure, park your semi truck in the left turn lane. That's okay, the rest of us will just go straight or turn right. If it had been one truck, I would have assumed they had engine trouble. But no less than three semis were parked, apparently for the day, in three different left turn lanes.
LET US DISCUSS OUR FENDER BENDER IN THE TURN LANE
Also in the turn lane, people standing around calmly discussing something. I'm assuming a fender bender, but they seemed pretty calm and casual about it all.
RED LIGHT OPTIONAL
Don't let that traffic light tell you what to do. It's not the boss of you. If you want to turn on a very red light into moving traffic, you do it! Live your dreams!
MANY, MANY TRAINS
This was more aggravating than stupid. In a very short trip from point A to point B, we had to wait for three long, slow trains.
POSSESSED SHOPPING CART
This was not so much stupid as creepy ... a shopping cart, gently rolling its way through the parking lot. Well, that happens. So we took the shopping cart back to the sidewalk and put it sideways on a level place and walked away. And turned .... to see the shopping cart gently turn itself, roll down the ramp, and follow us back to the car. The shopping cart was full of groceries and had been abandoned ... apparently. Had there ever been a shopper? And where did s/he go? The shopping cart knows ...
It's a day late, but I'll put this out there anyway. To be honest, this has nothing to do with Kdrama, anime, Asian food or anything of that kind but I'm willing to bet there are stupid people no matter where you go. This Monday, everybody seemed to be out and about celebrating Stupid People Monday on the roads.
BRITISH GARBAGE TRUCK
I'm sorry, British Garbage Truck, but you can't drive on the left side of the road here. You see, you are driving directly into oncoming traffic and you are a very large truck.
SHAUNA SHAUNA and the CARDBOARD BOX
When you are going to get a license plate that says Shauna Shauna, you are going to have to expect people to write doowop songs as they drive behind you. Also, if you really, really want to take a very large, very empty, very wet cardboard box with you, at least tie it to the top of your car with more than one piece of string.
MY TATTOO IS MY SHIRT
If you want to go around shirtless, at least be like this guy and get a tattoo that covers your chest, back and both arms. I guess he really doesn't count as part of stupid people Monday - although that is a lot of tattoo for one man.
TURN LANE AS SEMI PARKING
Sure, park your semi truck in the left turn lane. That's okay, the rest of us will just go straight or turn right. If it had been one truck, I would have assumed they had engine trouble. But no less than three semis were parked, apparently for the day, in three different left turn lanes.
LET US DISCUSS OUR FENDER BENDER IN THE TURN LANE
Also in the turn lane, people standing around calmly discussing something. I'm assuming a fender bender, but they seemed pretty calm and casual about it all.
RED LIGHT OPTIONAL
Don't let that traffic light tell you what to do. It's not the boss of you. If you want to turn on a very red light into moving traffic, you do it! Live your dreams!
MANY, MANY TRAINS
This was more aggravating than stupid. In a very short trip from point A to point B, we had to wait for three long, slow trains.
POSSESSED SHOPPING CART
This was not so much stupid as creepy ... a shopping cart, gently rolling its way through the parking lot. Well, that happens. So we took the shopping cart back to the sidewalk and put it sideways on a level place and walked away. And turned .... to see the shopping cart gently turn itself, roll down the ramp, and follow us back to the car. The shopping cart was full of groceries and had been abandoned ... apparently. Had there ever been a shopper? And where did s/he go? The shopping cart knows ...
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